puckerman

Dear Award Committee Members,Where I live there are a lot of apathetic people — people who don’t care at all about what they do or how they do it. They let the world wash over them and barely even notice that anyone else is there. Leslie Knope is not one of these people. She cares about everything and everyone in our town. I don’t know how she does it. People come to her with the pettiest, stupidest problems and she cares — like really, actually cares what happens to them. And, if you’re lucky enough to be her friend, your life gets better every day. She spend every waking moment thinking of new ways to make her friends happy. There is something wonderful about seeing someone who has found her true purpose on earth. For some people, I guess that’s being an astronaut or a hot dog eating champion. For Leslie, her true purpose on earth, her true meaning, is making peoples’ lives better. That’s what I love about her and that’s why she deserves this award. Sincerely,Satan

Dear Award Committee Members,

Where I live there are a lot of apathetic people — people who don’t care at all about what they do or how they do it. They let the world wash over them and barely even notice that anyone else is there. Leslie Knope is not one of these people. She cares about everything and everyone in our town. I don’t know how she does it. People come to her with the pettiest, stupidest problems and she cares — like really, actually cares what happens to them. And, if you’re lucky enough to be her friend, your life gets better every day. She spend every waking moment thinking of new ways to make her friends happy. There is something wonderful about seeing someone who has found her true purpose on earth. For some people, I guess that’s being an astronaut or a hot dog eating champion. For Leslie, her true purpose on earth, her true meaning, is making peoples’ lives better. That’s what I love about her and that’s why she deserves this award.

Sincerely,
Satan